Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / How many hardware guys does it take to \ | change a light bulb? | | | | "Well the diagnostics say it's fine | \ buddy, so it's a software problem." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;