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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The most exquisite peak in culinary art \
| is conquered when you do right by a     |
| ham, for a ham, in the very nature of   |
| the process it has undergone since last |
| it walked on its own feet, combines in  |
| its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal   |
| woods, the maternal softness of earthy  |
| fields delivered of their crop          |
| children, the wineyness of a late sun,  |
| the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain,  |
| and the bite of fire. You must slice it |
| thin, almost as thin as this page you   |
| hold in your hands. The making of a ham |
| dinner, like the making of a gentleman, |
| starts a long, long time before the     |
| event.                                  |
|                                         |
| -- W. B. Courtney, "Reflections of      |
| Maryland Country Ham",                  |
|                                         |
\ from "Congress Eate It Up"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;