Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The most exquisite peak in culinary art \ | is conquered when you do right by a | | ham, for a ham, in the very nature of | | the process it has undergone since last | | it walked on its own feet, combines in | | its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal | | woods, the maternal softness of earthy | | fields delivered of their crop | | children, the wineyness of a late sun, | | the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain, | | and the bite of fire. You must slice it | | thin, almost as thin as this page you | | hold in your hands. The making of a ham | | dinner, like the making of a gentleman, | | starts a long, long time before the | | event. | | | | -- W. B. Courtney, "Reflections of | | Maryland Country Ham", | | | \ from "Congress Eate It Up" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;