Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Who loves not wisely but too well Will \ | look on Helen's face in hell, But he | | whose love is thin and wise Will view | | John Knox in Paradise. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;