Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Rap music is just computerised crap. I \ | listen to Top of the Pops and after | | three songs I feel like killing | | someone. | | | \ -- George Harrison / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;