Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Culus: wanna suspend me for \ | it? :) Overfiend: Go | | maliciously crack a few severs and | | we'll talk Culus: damn, it | | has to be malicious? Overfiend: | \ Sadly, yes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;