Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The University of California Bears \ | announced the signing of Reggie Philbin | | to a letter of intent to attend Cal | | next Fall. Philbin is said to make up | | for no talent by cheating well. Says | | Philbin of his decision to attend Cal, | \ "I'm in it for the free ride." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;