Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, \ | Wretched, bored, dejected; only Here's | | the rub, my darling dear I feel the | | same when you are near. | | | | -- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When You're | \ Away" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;