Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black \ | umbrella, even if there's just a thirty | | percent chance of rain. May I ask a | | young lady who is a stranger to me to | | share its protection? This morning, I | | was waiting for a bus in comparative | | comfort, my umbrella protecting me from | | the downpour, and noticed an attractive | | young woman getting soaked. I have | | often seen her at my bus stop, although | | we have never spoken, and I don't even | | know her name. Could I have asked her | | to get under my umbrella without | | seeming insulting? | | | | Gentle Reader: Certainly. Consideration | | for those less fortunate than you is | | always proper, although it would be | | more convincing if you stopped babbling | | about how attractive she is. In order | | not to give Good Samaritanism a bad | | name, Miss Manners asks you to allow | | her two or three rainy days of | | unmolested protection before making | \ your attack. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;