Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As a general rule of thumb, never \ | trust anybody who's been in therapy for | | more than 15 percent of their life | | span. The words "I am sorry" and "I am | | wrong" will have totally disappeared | | from their vocabulary. They will stab | | you, shoot you, break things in your | | apartment, say horrible things to your | | friends and family, and then justify | | this abhorrent behavior by saying: | | "Sure, I put your dog in the microwave. | | But I feel *better* for doing it." | | | | -- Bruce Feirstein, "Nice Guys Sleep | \ Alone" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;