Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most \ | of us have gears we never use. | | | \ -- C. Schultz / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;