Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Fifth Law of Procrastination: \ | | | Procrastination avoids boredom; one | | never has the feeling that | | | \ there is nothing important to do. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;