Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / That's life. \ | | | What's life? A magazine. | | | | How much does it cost? Two-fifty. | | | \ I only have a dollar. That's life. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;