Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "... the Mayo Clinic, named after its \ | founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." | | | \ -- Dave Barry / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;