Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "If Diet Coke did not exist it would \ | have been necessary to invent it." | | | \ -- Karl Lehenbauer / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;