Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I think that I shall never see A \ | billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, | | unless the billboards fall I'll never | | see a tree at all. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;