Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: What is your \ | relationship with the plaintiff? A: She | | is my daughter. Q: Was she your | \ daughter on February 13, 1979? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;