Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary \ | patriotism is defined as the last | | resort of the scoundrel. With all due | | respect to an enlightened but inferior | | lexicographer I beg to submit that it | | is the first. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;