Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A modest woman, dressed out in all her \ | finery, is the most tremendous object | | in the whole creation. | | | \ -- Goldsmith / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;