Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I have discovered that all human evil \ | comes from this, man's being unable to | | sit still in a room. | | | \ -- Blaise Pascal / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;