Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What publishers are looking for these \ | days isn't radical feminism. It's | | corporate feminism -- a brand of | | feminism designed to sell books and | | magazines, three-piece suits, airline | | tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and, most | | important, corporate America's message, | | which runs: Yes, women were | | discriminated against in the past, but | | that unfortunate mistake has been | | remedied; now every woman can attain | | wealth, prestige and power by dint of | | individual rather than collective | | effort. | | | \ -- Susan Gordon / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;