Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Unknown person(s) stole the American \ | flag from its pole in Etra Park | | sometime between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 | | am Jan 20. The flag is described as | | red, white and blue, having 50 stars | | and was valued at $40. | | | | -- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police | \ Blotter", Jan 28, 1987 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;