Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's recently come to Fortune's \ | attention that scientists have stopped | | using laboratory rats in favor of | | attorneys. Seems that there are not | | only more of them, but you don't get so | | emotionally attached. The only | | difficulty is that it's sometimes | | difficult to apply the experimental | | results to humans. | | | | [Also, there are some things even a rat | \ won't do. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;