Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the \ \ Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;