Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #19: | | | | Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you | | performed on dead people? A: All my | | autopsies have been performed on dead | \ people. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;