Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Men use thought only to justify their \ | wrong doings, and speech only to | | conceal their thoughts. | | | \ -- Voltaire / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;