Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A "practical joker" deserves applause \ | for his wit according to its quality. | | Bastinado is about right. For | | exceptional wit one might grant | | keelhauling. But staking him out on an | | anthill should be reserved for the very | | wittiest. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;