Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once there was a little nerd who loved \ | to read your mail, And then yank back | | the i-access times to get hackers off | | his tail, And once as he finished | | reading from the secretary's spool, He | | wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend | | (how uncool!) And this as delivermail | | did work and he ran his backfstat, He | | heard an awful crackling like rat | | fritters in hot fat, And hard errors | | brought the system down 'fore he could | | even shout! | | | | And the bio bug'll bring yours down | | too, ef you don't watch out! And once | | they was a little flake who'd prowl | | through the uulog, And when he went to | | his blit that night to play at being | | god, The ops all heard him holler, and | | they to the console dashed, But when | | they did a ps -ut they found the system | | crashed! Oh, the wizards adb'd the | | dumps and did the system trace, And | | worked on the file system 'til the disk | | head was hot paste, But all they ever | | found was this: "panic: never doubt", | | | | And the bio bug'll crash your box too, | | ef you don't watch out! When the day is | | done and the moon comes out, And you | | hear the printer whining and the rk's | | seems to count, When the other desks | | are empty and their terminals glassy | | grey, And the load is only 1.6 and you | | wonder if it'll stay, You must mind the | | file protections and not snoop around, | | | | Or the bio bug'll getcha and bring the | \ system down! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;