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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Once there was a little nerd who loved  \
| to read your mail, And then yank back   |
| the i-access times to get hackers off   |
| his tail, And once as he finished       |
| reading from the secretary's spool, He  |
| wrote a rude rejection to her boyfriend |
| (how uncool!) And this as delivermail   |
| did work and he ran his backfstat, He   |
| heard an awful crackling like rat       |
| fritters in hot fat, And hard errors    |
| brought the system down 'fore he could  |
| even shout!                             |
|                                         |
| And the bio bug'll bring yours down     |
| too, ef you don't watch out! And once   |
| they was a little flake who'd prowl     |
| through the uulog, And when he went to  |
| his blit that night to play at being    |
| god, The ops all heard him holler, and  |
| they to the console dashed, But when    |
| they did a ps -ut they found the system |
| crashed! Oh, the wizards adb'd the      |
| dumps and did the system trace, And     |
| worked on the file system 'til the disk |
| head was hot paste, But all they ever   |
| found was this: "panic: never doubt",   |
|                                         |
| And the bio bug'll crash your box too,  |
| ef you don't watch out! When the day is |
| done and the moon comes out, And you    |
| hear the printer whining and the rk's   |
| seems to count, When the other desks    |
| are empty and their terminals glassy    |
| grey, And the load is only 1.6 and you  |
| wonder if it'll stay, You must mind the |
| file protections and not snoop around,  |
|                                         |
| Or the bio bug'll getcha and bring the  |
\ system down!                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;