Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The most important design issue... is \ | the fact that Linux is supposed to be | | fun... | | | | -- Linus Torvalds at the First Dutch | \ International Symposium on Linux / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;