Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The prayer of serenity applies here. To \ | both of us. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710141802.LAA22443@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;