Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look \ | up, and am blinded by a bright, white | | light. It's God. No, not Richard | | Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. | | In a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A | | SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM | | FOR THE 386. | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;