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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  There once was a man who went to a     \
| computer trade show. Each day as he     |
| entered, the man told the guard at the  |
| door:                                   |
|                                         |
| "I am a great thief, renowned for my    |
| feats of shoplifting. Be forewarned,    |
| for this trade show shall not escape    |
| unplundered."                           |
|                                         |
| This speech disturbed the guard         |
| greatly, because there were millions of |
| dollars of computer equipment inside,   |
| so he watched the man carefully. But    |
| the man merely wandered from booth to   |
| booth, humming quietly to himself.      |
|                                         |
| When the man left, the guard took him   |
| aside and searched his clothes, but     |
| nothing was to be found.                |
|                                         |
| On the next day of the trade show, the  |
| man returned and chided the guard       |
| saying: "I escaped with a vast booty    |
| yesterday, but today will be even       |
| better." So the guard watched him ever  |
| more closely, but to no avail.          |
|                                         |
| On the final day of the trade show, the |
| guard could restrain his curiosity no   |
| longer. "Sir Thief," he said, "I am so  |
| perplexed, I cannot live in peace.      |
| Please enlighten me. What is it that    |
| you are stealing?"                      |
|                                         |
| The man smiled. "I am stealing ideas,"  |
| he said.                                |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;