Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Bershere's Formula for Failure: \ | | | There are only two kinds of people who | | fail: those who | | | | listen to nobody... and those who | \ listen to everybody. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;