Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's only by NOT taking the human race \ | seriously that I retain what fragments | | of my once considerable mental powers I | | still possess. | | | \ -- Roger Noe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;