Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eight was also the Number of \ | Bel-Shamharoth, which was why a | | sensible wizard would never mention the | | number if he could avoid it. Or you'll | | be eight alive, apprentices were | | jocularly warned. Bel-Shamharoth was | | especially attracted to dabblers in | | magic who, by being as it were | | beachcombers on the shores of the | | unnatural, were already half-enmeshed | | in his nets. Rincewind's room number in | | his hall of residence had been 7a. He | | hadn't been surprised. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Sending of | \ Eight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;