Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / What is mind? No matter. What is \ | matter? Never mind. | | | \ -- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875 / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;