Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "As you journey through life take a \ | minute every now and then to give a | | thought for the other fellow. He could | | be plotting something." | | | \ -- Hagar the Horrible / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;