Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is against the grain of modern \ | education to teach children to program. | | What fun is there in making plans, | | acquiring discipline in organizing | | thoughts, devoting attention to detail, | | and learning to be self-critical? | | | \ -- Alan Perlis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;