Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is said an Eastern monarch once \ | charged his wise men to invent him a | | sentence to be ever in view, and which | | should be true and appropriate in all | | times and situations. They presented | | him the words: "And this, too, shall | | pass away." | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;