Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Watson's Law: \ | | | The reliability of machinery is | | inversely proportional to the | | | | number and significance of any persons | \ watching it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;