Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The common cormorant, or shag, Lays \ | eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, | | you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the | | lightning out. But what these | | unobservant birds Have failed to notice | | is that herds Of bears may come with | | buns And steal the bags to hold the | \ crumbs. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;