Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to \ | figure out why the hairy kid never | | spoke. I mean, he could roll over and | | all that, but did that deserve a | \ series? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;