Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Hitchcock's Staple Principle: \ | | | The stapler runs out of staples only | | while you are trying to | | | \ staple something. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;