Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When there are two conflicting versions \ | of the story, the wise course is to | | believe the one in which people appear | | at their worst. | | | | -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass | \ Grow" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;