Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A Law of Computer Programming: \ | | | Make it possible for programmers to | | write in English | | | | and you will find that programmers | \ cannot write in English. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;