Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rules for Good Grammar #4. \ | | | (1) Don't use no double negatives. | | | | (2) Make each pronoun agree with their | | antecedents. | | | | (3) Join clauses good, like a | | conjunction should. | | | | (4) About them sentence fragments. | | | | (5) When dangling, watch your | | participles. | | | | (6) Verbs has got to agree with their | | subjects. | | | | (7) Just between you and i, case is | | important. | | | | (8) Don't write run-on sentences when | | they are hard to read. | | | | (9) Don't use commas, which aren't | | necessary. | | | | (10) Try to not ever split infinitives. | | | | (11) It is important to use your | | apostrophe's correctly. | | | | (12) Proofread your writing to see if | | you any words out. | | | | (13) Correct speling is essential. | | | | (14) A preposition is something you | | never end a sentence with. | | | | (15) While a transcendant vocabulary is | | laudable, one must be eternally | | | | careful so that the calculated | | objective of communication does not | | | | become ensconsed in obscurity. In other | \ words, eschew obfuscation. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;