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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Rules for Good Grammar #4.              \
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| (1) Don't use no double negatives.      |
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| (2) Make each pronoun agree with their  |
| antecedents.                            |
|                                         |
| (3) Join clauses good, like a           |
| conjunction should.                     |
|                                         |
| (4) About them sentence fragments.      |
|                                         |
| (5) When dangling, watch your           |
| participles.                            |
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| (6) Verbs has got to agree with their   |
| subjects.                               |
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| (7) Just between you and i, case is     |
| important.                              |
|                                         |
| (8) Don't write run-on sentences when   |
| they are hard to read.                  |
|                                         |
| (9) Don't use commas, which aren't      |
| necessary.                              |
|                                         |
| (10) Try to not ever split infinitives. |
|                                         |
| (11) It is important to use your        |
| apostrophe's correctly.                 |
|                                         |
| (12) Proofread your writing to see if   |
| you any words out.                      |
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| (13) Correct speling is essential.      |
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| (14) A preposition is something you     |
| never end a sentence with.              |
|                                         |
| (15) While a transcendant vocabulary is |
| laudable, one must be eternally         |
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| careful so that the calculated          |
| objective of communication does not     |
|                                         |
| become ensconsed in obscurity. In other |
\ words, eschew obfuscation.              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;