Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / #else /* !STDSTDIO */ /* The big, slow, \ | and stupid way */ | | | | -- Larry Wall in str.c from the perl | \ source code / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;