Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ...I would go so far as to suggest \ | that, were it not for our ego and | | concern to be different, the African | | apes would be included in our family, | | the Hominidae. | | | \ -- Richard Leakey / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;