Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It is better to never have tried \ | anything than to have tried something | | and failed. | | | | -- motto of jerks, weenies and losers | \ everywhere / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;