Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I went into a general store, and they \ | wouldn't sell me anything specific". | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;