Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Parkinson's Fifth Law: \ | | | If there is a way to delay in important | | decision, the good | | | | bureaucracy, public or private, will | \ find it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;